Hello!
I'm a collection of about 37 trillion cells that have kindly arranged themselves into some pretty icky-looking organs and some (thankfully) pretty normal-looking skin and limbs.
This arrangement is mutually beneficial because I get to do things like drink wine and enter writing contests, and in return these cells get to be part of something greater, more drunk, and that thinks it can write. Win win.
To be true to the viciously efficient forces that guided nature to my current form, and on the basis that this isn't a competitive round, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Much effort will be expended on later rounds.
Goodbye!
I'm a collection of about 37 trillion cells that have kindly arranged themselves into some pretty icky-looking organs and some (thankfully) pretty normal-looking skin and limbs.
This arrangement is mutually beneficial because I get to do things like drink wine and enter writing contests, and in return these cells get to be part of something greater, more drunk, and that thinks it can write. Win win.
To be true to the viciously efficient forces that guided nature to my current form, and on the basis that this isn't a competitive round, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Much effort will be expended on later rounds.
Goodbye!
